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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:57
(source: castielofasgard)

addiomiamore:

castielofasgard:

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:49
(source: rexuality)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:46
(source: hoshigumayuugi)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:45
(source: andrewhussiesbosom)

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:45
(source: nahshaw)

nahshaw:

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 19:44
(source: exobiology-deactivated20130426)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference